| Bill and Hillary Bill Clinton was visiting England and had a chance to talk with the queen.
"Your Highness, how do you pick people worthy to be on your cabinet?"
"Well Bill, I ask them a riddle every morning. By answering the riddle it shows me they are a thinking person. Here comes Mr. Blair now. Watch..."
Tony Blair enters the room and says good morning to the Queen. She aks him: "Tony....If your parents have a child, and it is neither your sister, nor your brother, who is it?"
"Why it is me your highness." and he walks out of the room. Bill was impressed and took this knowledge home with him. While eating breakfast, Bill turned to Hillary and explained what he had learned from the Queen. "For instance" he said, "Let's say your parents had a kid, and it aint your sister and it aint your brother, who is it?"
"I don't know" she said. "Let me think about it."
"Ok Hillary. I will give you a week."
A few days later Hillary is having lunch with Barrak Obama. "Let me ask you something Barrak. If your mom and dad had a kid, and it wasn't your sister or brother, who would it be?"
"Thats easy Hillary, it would be me."
Hillary meets Bill later that day. She tells him she has the answer to the riddle. "It's easy Bill, the child would be Barrak Obama."
"Hillary", Bill says with a chuckle, "you are soooooooo damn stupid. It's not Barrak..........the kid is Tony Blair."
__________________ I refuse to answer that question.....because I do not know the answer. |