Nothing says "I'm too lazy to look for an appropriate gift" like a gift card - quote from my oldest son.
Would tell ya who to hang the noose on but my guess is some man made up the list and I hate to hear the gagging and whinning a man does when he has a noose around his neck. Just kind of a sad sound in my mind! 
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Kicked back in Texas - still payin those Kansas taxes......
The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, the young know everything......... Oscar Wilde |