| I know how to settle this. We're going to do this on the honor system. Go into your backyard and tape off a soccer goal on your fence. Tape all your toes together on 1 foot then try to kick a goal. It won't be graceful, but I be you can get it done. Now, tape your thumb to your pointer finger, pick up a football and throw a pass at the same fence. Anywhere on the fence! What? You mean to tell me you couldn't even pick up the football without your thumb?
One question for you Dutch. By my count you suffered 7 broken bones in your foot. And each time it put you out of that sport for 6 weeks while the bone healed, right? No? You mean your bones aren't like regular bones that require around 6 weeks to heal? Is it the oatmeal? The reason I ask is that it seems like I remember someone here suggesting that it's nearly impossible to run on a boken toe. Hm, sumpin don't add up here. Either tough guys run on broken toes, or guys like you spend a lot of time sitting on the bench healing. |