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one of my guests told me these today, i thought they were good enough to pass on!!
A wife asks her husband to go to the store to buy some tampons since it was her time of the month and she had just ran out.. The husband goes to the store and asks a clerk where the tampons were, she directed him to the aisle where they were. A few minutes later the husband gets to the check out counter w/ a bag of cotton balls and some string. The clerk says "I thought you were getting tampons" the husband says " I did, you see I sent my wife to the store the other day to get me a carton of cigarettes and she comes back w/ a tin of tobacco, some rolling papers and told me it'd be alot cheaper if I roll my own cigarettes.. So I got her some cotton balls and string so she could roll her own tampons since it's cheaper that way."
How do you get an 80 year old woman to say the F word?? Get another 80 year old woman to yell bingo!!
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"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are
the same decaying organic matter as
everything else."
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of
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