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Old 09-26-2007, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by SGT T. View Post
Time for me to weigh in... (pun intended )

SGT T.'s TOP SECRET WEIGHT LOSS PLAN!

Step 1: Eat less crap.
Step 2: Move around more.
Step 3: When in doubt, see step one.
Thats really all there is too it. Or you could just lose weight like I do...

Step 1: Join the Army
Step 2: Deploy to a desert
Step 3: Wear about 80 Lbs of extra crap for hours on end in the desert.
Step 4: Drink Water!

Either way, I guarantee results in less than a month if executed properly!
Plan B is one helluva plan...also if you get wounded you end up in a hospital eating an I.V. for 3 meals a day...that will do it to. Stay safe big Sarge!
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