| Deer Hunters Two deer hunters were standing on a ridge near a highway in rural Texas
on the opening day of deer season. They both spotted a large trophy
class buck meandering towards them. As the one hunter raised his gun to
shoot, a funeral procession came slowly by.
The hunter lowered his gun, took off his hat and stood with his head
bowed until the procession was past. Of course by then, the deer was
gone.
The other hunter exclaimed 'Wow! That was the most sportsmanlike act
I've ever seen! You allowed this trophy buck to escape while showing
such compassion and kindness toward someone's dearly departed. You are a
great humanitarian and a shining example to sportsmen throughout the
world!'
The first hunter nodded and said, 'Well.... we were married for 42
years.'
__________________ "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." -Thomas Jefferson The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. -Thomas Jefferson |