| Two Texas hunters were hunting in Southwest Colorado when they stumbled upon some tracks and stooped down to examine them.
"Them's deer tracks," Bobby Joe Slim said, sniffing his fingers. "Yep, deer tracks."
'Nah, you full of it, Bobby Joe," said Billy Sam Snodgrass. "Them's elk tracks. I'll bet ya a six pack of Lone Star."
"Nope, deer tracks."
"Hell, elk tracks, ya dummy."
As they were arguing back and forth, the train ran over them. |