| Bill and Al
Walking into the bar, Bill said to Al the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah?" said Al, "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over," Bill replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees.
"Really," said Al, "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"
She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken."
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Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man. To decide against your conviction is to be an unqualified and excusable traitor, both to yourself and to your country, let men label you as they may.
-Mark Twain
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