| The Houston Texans
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Houston Texans.
Q: What do the Houston Texans and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell Jesus Christ.
Q: How do you keep a Houston Texan out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Houston in case of a tornado?
A: To Reliant Stadium - they never get a touchdown there.
Q: What do you call a Houston Texan with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn't San Antonio have a professional football team?
A: Because then Houston would want one.
Q: What's the difference between the Houston Texans and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Houston Texans does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q: What do the Houston Texans and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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