| Top Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like**
10.Hey! There's a gift!
9.Well,well,well...
8.Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.
7.This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
6.Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.
5.If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
4.I love it--but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3.Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
2.To think--I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
1."I really don't deserve this."
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