| Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like...
going down on your cousin...
it may taste the same,
but it just ain't right!
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Politicians are like diapers, they both need changed occasionally for the same reason.
Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"
The hard work of one will do more than the prayer of millions. |