Well my fellow Americans, you know now what we must do. Let's replace the Star Spangled Banner with Sexual Healin and get it on. It may be the only way to win the war on immigration and ensure the survival of the American way of life. (Or at least that's going to be my new pick up line at the bars.) 
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If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen. -Samuel Adams |