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Originally Posted by OLDHAG  JR what is turtle pie? |
You start with one fat turtle (approximately 5 lbs),
Marinate it in Crown Royal for a day or two,
Throw in the Pillsbury Doughboy with a lasso,
If he can break the turtle in less than 8 seconds,
You have pie=eyed turtle.
If the Doughboy gets bucked off in less than 8 seconds,
You start over using more Crown Royal.
In extreme emergencies,
180 proof EverClear can be used,
However, make sure the Doughboy
stays off of the "sauce"!
