[hoarsewhisperer]

Originally Posted by Jolly Rancher

I don't give bad reps, but I can't even give you any good reps for that. BOOOOO!!!!

Merry Christmas.

Let's try THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's another favorite of mine!

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to
feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mum was coming to visit. This
stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness
the reindeer, he
found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the
fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and
the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider
and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the
elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his
frustration, he accidentally dropped the
cider pot, and it broke
into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end
of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa
trudged to the door.

He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it
a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me
to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the
Christmas
tree....