The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are on the
same stage in front of a huge crowd. 'Her Majesty'
and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before,
so to make it a little more interesting, the senator
says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one
little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in
the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the
wave elicits rapture and cheering from every
Democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering
subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level
of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was
impressive. But did you know that with just one
little wave of MY hand
I can make EVERY person in
the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a
momentary display like that of your subjects, but
will go deep into their hearts, and they will
forever speak of this day and rejoice."
The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One
little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice
forever? Show me."
So the Pope slapped her.
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