KC Muffin, Texcan and a friend are all sitting on a park bench one fine afternoon, just chatting and watching the pigeons. Out of nowhere this man appears before them, wearing a long trenchcoat and a smile. He stands before them and quickly opens his coat, flashing them.
"Oh my God!" yells KC, and has a stroke right there.
Seeing this, Texkan immediately has a stroke also.
The third lady looks up at the man and says:
"I don't care what my two friends did, I aint touching that thing."
