| Smart Ass answer #2 A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads,
"Low Bridge Ahead". Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he
gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car
comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his
hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was
delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
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