[Kodiak]

SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on American Airlines. "Would you like
dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my
choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.

SMART ASS ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his
trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to
see your ticket not your stub."

SMART ASS ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she
couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these
turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'a m, they're dead."

SMART ASS ANSWER #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled
down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah,
well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he
sent the kid on his way without a ticket.