| CONFESSIONAL
An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation
ensues:
Man: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many
children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.
Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a
motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.
Priest: Are you sorry for your sins?
;Man: What sins?
Priest: What kind of a Catholic are you?
Man: I'm Jewish
Priest: Why are you telling me all this?
Man: I'm telling everybody!
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Originally Posted by wordsmythe  Damn YOU for making me agree in public with you.
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