| A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly
enters the front door of a
sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her
feet, she wobbles the few feet
across the store to the counter. Finally
arriving at the counter and
grabbing it for support, she asks the sales
clerk:
"Dddooo youuuu hhhave
dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out
laughing, replies:
"Yes we do
have dildos. Actually we carry many
different models."
The old woman then asks:
"Dddddoooo yyyouuuu
ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee,
tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt
ttwoo inchesss ththiickk..aaand
rrunns bby bbaatteries ?
The clerk responds, "Yes we
do."
Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo
ttturrrnnn ttthe
ssunoooffabbitch offff?"
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