An elderly couple, Ray and Louise, are 'seniors' in Montana . Ray always wanted a pair
of cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking
proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: 'notice anything different about me?'
Louise looks him over, 'nope.'
Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room
completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?'
Louise looks up and says, 'Ray, what's different: It's hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.
Furious, Ray yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, Louise?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!! !!!!!!!
To which Louise replies,
'Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat .........
