| Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking, 'surely I Can't Look That Old. Well.. You'll Love This One.
My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way B Ack Then? Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.
This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate. After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School .
'yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang,' He Gleamed With Pride.
'when Did You Graduate?' I Asked.
He Answered , 'in 1959. Why Do You Ask?'
'you Were In My Class!', I Exclaimed.
He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat Ass, Gray-haired, Decrepit Son-of-a-bitch Asked, 'what Did You Teach?'
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