[Lone Gunman]

A wife comes home early & finds her husband in
> their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy
> young lady!
>
> "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you
> doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife,
> the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house,
> I want a divorce!"
>
> Her husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you
> leave, at least listen to what happened."
>
> "Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing
> I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful
> pig you."
>
> The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While
> driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw
> her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her
> in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well
> dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had
> not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion and hurt,
> I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I
> made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because
> you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing,
> practically devours them. Since she was very dirty I
> asked her to take a shower. While she was showering, I
> noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I
> threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I
> gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few
> years, that you can no longer wear because they are
> too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I
> gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because
> I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that
> my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not
> wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the
> boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that
> you never wore again after you saw your co-worker
> wearing the same pair."
>
> The husband continues his story . . . . ."The young
> woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the
> door.When we got to the door she turned around and with
> tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me: 'Sir, do you have
> anything else that your wife does not use?' ."