| Why women make the best politicians
"Women make the perfect politicians because they:
1. Like to spend other peoples money.
2. Like to discuss issues without really trying to resolve the problem.
3. Care more about how they appear than what they actually do.
4. Can screw it up in more ways than the men have."
__________________ "What? Art thou drawn amongst these heartless hinds?" Tybalt - Romeo & Juliet When I hear someone sigh and say, "Life is hard", I am tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" Don't come to a battle of wits completely unarmed. There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed. So long, and thanks for all the fish.  |