| $20
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two plastic
>> garbage
>> bags,
>> one in each hand. One of the bags had a hole, and every once in a while
>> a
>> $20
>> bill flew out
>> onto the pavement.
>>
>> A policeman noticed it, stopped her, and said "Ma'am, there are $20
>> bills
>> falling out of one of your plastic bags."
>>
>> "Dang!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can
>>
>> still
>> find some of them. Thanks for the warning!"
>>
>> "Well, now, not so fast" said the cop. "How did you get all that money?
>>
>> Did
>> you steal them?"
>>
>> "Oh no," replied the little old lady. "You see, my backyard goes all
>> the
>> way up
>> to the edge of the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time
>> there's a
>> game, a lot of fans come and some of them pee in the bushes, and right
>> into
>> my
>> flower beds! So everytime there is a game, I go and stand behind the
>> bushes
>> with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie
>> through
>> the
>> bushes, I'd say: '$20 or off it comes' . . ."
>>
>> "Hey, that's pretty good!" laughed the cop. "O.K., Ma'am, and more
>> luck to
>> you! But before you go, what's in the other bag?"
>>
>> "Well" said the little old lady, "not all of them pay up. . ."
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