| ..... A man and his wife.....
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her,
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent
on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that
ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer...
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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the
hell happened?"
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