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You Might Be A Redneck If...

* Your standard of living improves when you go camping.

* Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.

* You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.

* Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.

* There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.

* You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.

* None of the tires on your vehicle are the same size.

* Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade.

* Your local beauty salon also fixes cars.

* Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.

* You've ever slow danced in the Waffle House.

* Starting your car involves popping the hood.

* Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.

* You whistle at women in church.

* You actually wear shoes your dog brought home.

* You've been in a fist fight at a yard sale.

* You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you
can reach the kids in the back seat.