| I knew I'd met the perfect woman for me when I said, "well Valentines day is coming up,"
She responded, "Yeah that's a fake holiday made up to get you to buy candy, flowers and jewlery. It's OK for the kids but it doesn't mean much to me."
I said, "I love you."
Then I knew it was perfect when we were discussing Jewlery. She said, "can you believe some of the awful crap some people wear? I mean My God! Jewlery is nothing more than shiny rocks."
I said, "Marry me?"
__________________ "...to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn, I may not have won your vote tonight, but I hear your voices. I need your help. And I will be your president, too." -President Barack Obama
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