| What about?
What do you tell a women with two black eyes?
Nothing you already told her twice.
What is the first thing a women do when she gets out of a battered womens clinic?
The dishes if she knows what is good for her.
Now for those of you who know my wife, you know I don't practice these.
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"Si vis pacem, para bellum"
("If you want peace, prepare for war!") |