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From another Board...of course I put it here where it belongs

Home Alone for Christmas
I just thought I would start this thread for those that will be home alone on Christmas. My husband is gone. My Ranch is gone. Seems that, when the hurricane blew through my area, My husband and my ranch went “poof” and I now live in a little house all alone. *sigh*

My son, Dick, won’t be coming home for Christmas either. Seems he’s living in some fancy smancy waterfront apartment complex out in California someplace. Calls it “San Quentin” or something like that. He tells me that he gets to mingle with all kinds of celebrities. He also tells me that he met some “hottie” and hopes to spend the rest of his life with his new sweetheart. He thinks he’s so “high and mighty” livin in that there place he don’t even want me coming out for a visit. Dick was such a sweet little youngin growing up. I sure am gonna miss my Dick.

Then there are my twin daughters, Bambi and Barbie. They won’t be coming home for Christmas either. I’m so proud of my girls. Barbie has herself a nice apartment and has so many gentlemen callers, it’s hard to keep track of them. I asked her once how she could afford such a fine place to live, and she told me that men actually pay her to be their friend. It’s good to know that she’s learned how valuable friendships can be.

Bambi finally got herself a job at Walmart. Seems she put on a few pounds working at McDonalds. After 15 years, she felt it was time for a change. I’m so proud of her achievement. She is so happy that she can finally get all kinds of nice things to decorate her trailer with. She told me that she gets a good employee discount, all she has to do is park the van behind the store at night, and one of her co-workers will load it up with nice things and it only costs her twenty bucks. She tells me that sometimes she gets so many nice things, she sells a bunch of stuff on ebay. She’s really learned about career opportunities with her computer too. She’ll be working on Christmas Day. Seems that people will pay her to talk nice to them on the computer or on the phone. She has such a sweet voice.

So I’m gonna be all by myself this Christmas.