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| 3:00 am - The White House
Phone rings...Hillary picks it up and hears a woman's voice "Is Bill there? He gave me this number."
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3:00 am - The White House
Phone rings...Hillary picks it up and hears a man's voice, "What are you wearing? (pant pant pant) Is it sexy? (pant pant)
__________________ "What? Art thou drawn amongst these heartless hinds?" Tybalt - Romeo & Juliet When I hear someone sigh and say, "Life is hard", I am tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" Don't come to a battle of wits completely unarmed. There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed. So long, and thanks for all the fish.  |