It a new
DC law, to go along with the anti-smoking crowd, that there will be no more fast food joints in town! Beings, that fast food joints are about the only eating establishments left in
DC, from now on everyone can meet at the "Road Kill Wagons" on East Wyatt Earp for lunch!


The next move the City makes will be to outlaw all shopping in
DC except at Walmart on Saturday and Sundays!! No profiling will be accepted!

However, drinking and driving will be allowed, provided you can say "No Comprehende'"!!