| Bless his heart
An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond.
The Amish farmer shouts, "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen"
(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows poop in it".)
The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you.
I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak to me in English."
The Amish farmer replies, "Use two hands, you'll get more." |