| The case of the Found Feet
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AUTHORITIES PUT THEIR FOOT DOWN: After two right feet were found washedashore in Canada's Strait of Georgia off Vancouver Island [This isTrue, week of 30 September 2007], both wearing size-12 sneakers,authorities called it a "million to one" occurrence. A third foot hasnow been found, also a right, also wearing a sneaker. "It is unusual,"said an RCMP spokeswoman, "and of course we will not enter intospeculation." But an expert on ocean currents says the feet couldpossibly have floated in from as far away as Japan. (Victoria TimesColonist) ...Typical: give them three feet, and they want 3,000 miles.
| I'm thinking someone has a serious size 12 Left Foot Fetish
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