[Made in the USA]

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92 year old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor assisted-living apartment, killing him instantly.

Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in defense of herself. 'Your Honor,' she began coolly, 'I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly.'