Nonsense! I can make my own task list, thank you very much.
Clean garage task list
1. Back car out.
2. Open a beer and grab lawn chair to look things over.
3. Move big box of stuff from one side of garage to the other.
4. Get radio from house and bring into garage.
5. Rock out to AC/
DC "Highway to Hell"
6. Grab another beer and rest in lawn chair from rocking out.
7. Open big box of stuff and begin rooting through old high school yearbooks
8. Find old bird house in back of garage and can of paint.
9. Paint the birdhouse on garage floor.
10. Nail bridhouse to tree in front yard.
11. Grab a beer and admire the birdhouse from lawn chair.
12. Find old weight set in corner and set it up in garage.
13. Pull a muscle bench pressing 200 lbs.
14. Grab a beer and an aspirin.
15. Grab yearbook and admire how much thinner I was back then.
16. Drunk dial old high school sweetheart, get hung up on.
17. Grab another beer and pout in lawn chair for a while.
18. Put car back in garage and go inside to lie down a while.