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Originally Posted by Bubba How about somebody frisking each person before they go in and dumping all cell phones and pagers in a big fishbowl to be retrieved later after leaving the theater!  |
A similar thing happened when the world was dominated by doGs..
As my Uncle Thurston tells the story, every doG gathered in a comPOUND to socialize for the evening. However, they were required to 'check' their a$$holes at the door.
Welp, one night a fire broke out and there wasn't time to reconcile their tickets with their..... well you know. So the check-girl simply pawed them out with no attempt to match them....
Since that night, we doG's have been on a constant sniff-ing mission in search of our very own.