| New golf terms
Here are some new golf terms to add to your vocabulary.
A "Paris Hilton" - a very expensive hole.
A "James Joyce" - a putt that's an impossible read.
A "Rock Hudson" - it looked straight, but wasn't.
A "Saddam Hussein" - from one bunker into another.
A "Yasser Arafat " - butt ugly and in the sand.
A "John Kennedy Jr"., - didn't make it over the water.
A "Rodney King" - over-clubbed.
An "O.J. Simpson" - got away with it.
A "Princess Grace" - should have used a driver.
A "Princess Di" - shouldn't have used a driver.
A "condom" - safe, but didn't feel very good.
A "Rush Limbaugh" - way too far to the right.
A "Nancy Pelosi" - way too far to the left.
A "Barbra Streisand" - ugly but still working.
A "Teddy Kennedy" - goes in the water, but jumps out. |