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The Ultimate Female Fantasy...</CENTER>
In a recent Harris poll 38,562 men across the US were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy.
97.8% of the men said a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.
While this has been cross-verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men don't realize that in this female-fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.
Avid Golfers....
A man and a business acquaintance are playing golf one day. The man is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His acquaintance says: "Wow, that's the most thoughtful and touching thing I've seen in a long time. You're truly a kind man."
The man replies: "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."