| If you were a "leader" of Dodge City, you would be getting too much graft and corruption to have time to be a "leader"! If I lived in the City Limits, I would run on this platform:
Vote for ME!
I will still screw you too,
But I will kiss your wife/girlfriend to make it better.
Send all Bribes, (I mean campaign contributions) to
MitUSA c/o the DodgeBoard-
The leader in local information! |