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Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion
that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all
varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone
them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex
without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher , smarter, faster and
better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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