Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating
table because when you open them up, Everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction
workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington ,
DC shut them all up when he observed:
'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.