[Flying Dutchman]

I will try to tell this joke as best i remember it:

Farmer Bob was having trouble gettin his chickens to lay eggs. Seems his rooster just wasn't get the job done. So, he goes down to the market to find him a good rooster. One of his friends is there and tells him he has a rooster that will work, but it is very highly sexually active. Bob buys the rooster and takes it home.
Once there, he turns the rooster loose and immediately it begins humping the chickens. I mean it just runs from chicken to chicken-----feathers all a flying about-----just a nasty scene all the way around. Well Bob is happy and leaves the rooster to do his business.
After a few days the chickens are all laying eggs but Bob notices the rooster is humping EVERYTHING. I mean, the cat, the dog, he even saw it sitting by the pond throwing popcorn in the water trying to get the carp to come up---the damn rooster just would not stop. When it went after his wife he decided to do something.
"Listen here rooster" Bob said. "You have got to stop. You keep this up and you will kill yourself from exhursion!"
The next day Bob went out in the yard and noticed the rooster was gone. He looked all over but couldn't find him. He then noticed, laying on a hill in the field, the rooster. Bob walked over to the bird and stared at him. All sprawled out, his tongue hangin out the side of his mouth, eyes rolled back.....yep, he was dead.
"I told you, you dumb sumbitch, you would kill yourself!" he yelled.
The rooster turned his head, looked up at him and pressed one of his wing feathers up to his beak------"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh---see them buzzards up there."