The shopping mall Santa Claus has long been a holiday tradition as retailers seek to connect with the inner child in all of us. But a Los Angeles mall has decided to give Jolly Old St. Nick a macho makeover that puts a little more sizzle into the season — offering us the opportunity to impart our Christmas wishes to a "Hunky Santa."
Yes, it appears Santa has finally realized his rotund appearance was in need of some improvement, and after some well-spent time at the North Pole gym, he has traded in his belly full of jelly for six-pack abs and bulging biceps.
Shopping mecca Beverly Center says Hunky Santa is posing for photos this week but only in the evenings — an old-school Father Christmas is available during the day for youngsters who may find the buff version a bit icky.
And while we imagine Valley Girls everywhere have visions of Hunky Santas dancing in their heads, why do they get to have all the fun? How about a sexy Santa spouse — they could call her a "Ho Ho Hottie." Or maybe not.
Shopping mecca Beverly Center says Hunky Santa is posing for photos this week but only in the evenings — an old-school Father Christmas is available during the day for youngsters who may find the buff version a bit icky.
And while we imagine Valley Girls everywhere have visions of Hunky Santas dancing in their heads, why do they get to have all the fun? How about a sexy Santa spouse — they could call her a "Ho Ho Hottie." Or maybe not.
Ok were is Mrs. Ho Ho Hottie? 