| Army Strong,
You know as well as I do that our employer requires a DNA sample so that they can determine which puddle of goo is who. It's like, just in case they have to pick us up with a sponge.
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If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen. -Samuel Adams |