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A MARRIED COUPLE IN THEIR EARLY 60'S WAS OUT CELEBRATING THEIR 35TH
ANNIVERSARY IN A QUIET, ROMANTIC LITTLE RESTAURANT.

SUDDENLY, A TINY BEAUTIFUL FAIRY APPEARED ON THEIR TABLE AND SAID,"FOR BEING
SUCH AN EXEMPLARY MARRIED COUPLE AND FOR BEING SO FAITHFUL TO EACH OTHER FOR
ALL THIS TIME, I WILL GRANT
YOU EACH A WISH."

"OH, I WANT TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD WITH MY DARLING
HUSBAND" SAID THE WIFE."THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND POOF-TWO TICKETS
FOR THE QUEEN MARY ll LUXURY LINER APPEARED IN HER HANDS.

THEN IT WAS THE HUSBAND'S TURN. HE THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND SAID: "WELL,
THIS IS ALL VERY ROMANTIC, BUT AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS WILL NEVER COME
AGAIN. I'M SORRY MY LOVE, BUT MY WISH IS TO HAVE A WIFE 30 YEARS YOUNGER
THAN ME."

THE WIFE, AND THE FAIRY, WERE DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED, BUT A WISH IS A WISH....

SO THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND - POOF!- THE HUSBAND BECAME 92 YEARS
OLD.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
MEN WHO ARE UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS SHOULD REMEMBER FAIRIES ARE FEMALE.