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A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an
examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news.
You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in
order."

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose
herself and walk into the waiting room where her
daughter had been waiting.

"Well daughter, we women celebrate when
things are good, and we celebrate when things don't
go so well.

In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer.
Let's head to the club and have a martini."

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a
little less somber. There were some laughs and more
martinis. They were eventually approached by some of
the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what
the two were celebrating.

The woman told her friends they were drinking to
her impending end. !

"I've been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends
were aghast and gave the woman their condolences.

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned
over and whispered, Mum, I thought you said you were
dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you
were dying of AIDS."

The woman said, "I don't want any of those bitches
sleeping with your father after I'm gone."

That's putting Your Affairs in Order.......