[jeezeweeze]

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on
>> the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and
>> put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to
>> the man.
>>
>> The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and
>> asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man
>> explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dog was a
>> 'sniffing dog'. "His name is Sniffer and
>> he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get
>> airborne, when I put him to work."
>>
>>
>>
>> The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the
>> agent said, "Watch this." He told Sniffer to
>> "search". Sniffer jumped down, walked along the
>> aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman
>> for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and
>> put one paw on the agent's arm. The agent said,
>> "Good boy", and he turned to the man and
>>
>> said, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so
>> I'm making a note of her seat number and the
>> authorities will apprehend her when we land.
>>
>>
>>
>> "Say, that's pretty neat," replied the
>> first man.
>>
>> Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
>> The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few
>> seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two
>> paws on the agent's arm. The agent said, "That man
>> is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his
>> seat number for the police."
>>
>>
>>
>> "I like it!" said his seat mate.
>>
>> The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again.
>> Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while,
>> sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the
>> agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to shit
>> all over the place.
>>
>>
>>
>> The first man was really grossed out by this behavior and
>> couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would
>> behave like that, so he asked the agent "What's
>> going on?"
>>
>>
>>
>> The agent nervously replied, "He just found a
>> bomb."
>>
>>
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