| My sick theory about the creation of thongs is this: A shy nerdy kid who gets a daily wedgie all during junior and high school from the cool jocks while the "in" girls tittter in approval vows revenge. He sits at home pondering how he can exact revenge and in business school comes upon this idea.
I'll give the whole world a wedgie, he mutters, and everyone will gladly pay me for the privilege!
And thus the thong was born.
And so it goes... |