well KC, ya gotta live with them, because it's illegal to shoot them! j/k
If I took all his little jokes seriously...we'd have a real problem. Gotta keep the humor going. Kinda like when I tell him kiss my butt and he says it's too big of a job for him, I just tell him I'm sure I can find someone else that would be happy to do it.....LOL
besides, he can't reach the top shelf, he's not much taller than I am. But I can find other things he's useful for.